Tue 28 Feb 2006
Morton’s of Chicago, Downtown:
A tipsy, overweight Woman is aggressively flirting with an older Guido in a suit, who seems ambivalent about the situation. The woman lights up a smoke:
Guido: You know, smoking’s really bad for you.
Woman: When I go back on the anti-depressants I’m supposed to be on, I’ll quit smoking.
— Overheard by yet another mike