Jefferson Regional Medical Center, Whitehall.
Two women in their late 40s are walking down the hall away from the mammography department:

Woman: It’s boobies that make Post Boobie Bran so wonderful.
It’s boobies that make Post Boobie Bran so marvelous.
It’s boobies that make Post Boobie Bran spectacular.
More boobies! Lots more boobies!
More boobies than you have ever seen before!
If you like boobies — plump, juicy boobies — you’ll like Post Boobie Bran more!

— Overheard by Rob