Jefferson Regional Medical Center, Whitehall:

Man: Well, I guess they didn’t fire her after all.
Woman: And now she’s got underlings. Winged monkeys.
Man: That bothered me about Bruce Almighty.
Woman: What bothered you?
Man: If monkeys are going to fly out of your butt, I always pictured them as winged monkeys.
Woman: I guess I always pictured them as winged, too.

— Overheard by Rob