Archive for January 2006

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Cold Stone Creamery’s Insidious Plan, Stage 2: Disinformation

Cold Stone Creamery, Squirrel Hill:

Woman, leaving: I’m not convinced dairy is the enemy…

— Submitted by Feightner


Monday, January 2nd, 2006

They really oughtn’t let muggles hear that sort of thing.

El Campesino Mexican restaurant, Monroeville:

Haggard Female Diner with Whooping Cough: …He lives on yogurt and soup — in his car.
Crazy Hermit with Howard Hughes™ beard: Oh.

— Submitted by Michelle & Matthew Newton


Sunday, January 1st, 2006

There’s a rebel in all of us, just waiting to get out.

61B, toward Oakland, around 1 a.m. on New Year’s Day:

Large, Drunk Black Woman 1: WOOO!!!! GO PORT AUTHORITY!
Large, Drunk Black Woman 2: YEA!!! DON’T GO ON STRIKE! WE NEED YOU, BABY!
Bus Driver, over intercom: I’m not going on strike, I’m retiring!

[Several bus stops later, at Forbes and Bouquet]

Bus Driver, over intercom: Dirty O!!!

[At Forbes and Bigelow]

Bus Driver, over intercom: University of Pittsburgh, Student Union, Hillman Library, and the Tower of Ignorance!

— submitted by Mags