Archive for January 2006
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
Cold Stone Creamery’s Insidious Plan, Stage 2: Disinformation
Cold Stone Creamery, Squirrel Hill:
Woman, leaving: I’m not convinced dairy is the enemy…
— Submitted by Feightner
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Monday, January 2nd, 2006
They really oughtn’t let muggles hear that sort of thing.
El Campesino Mexican restaurant, Monroeville:
Haggard Female Diner with Whooping Cough: …He lives on yogurt and soup — in his car.
Crazy Hermit with Howard Hughes™ beard: Oh.
— Submitted by Michelle & Matthew Newton
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Sunday, January 1st, 2006
There’s a rebel in all of us, just waiting to get out.
61B, toward Oakland, around 1 a.m. on New Year’s Day:
Large, Drunk Black Woman 1: WOOO!!!! GO PORT AUTHORITY!
Large, Drunk Black Woman 2: YEA!!! DON’T GO ON STRIKE! WE NEED YOU, BABY!
Bus Driver, over intercom: I’m not going on strike, I’m retiring!
[Several bus stops later, at Forbes and Bouquet]
Bus Driver, over intercom: Dirty O!!!
[At Forbes and Bigelow]
Bus Driver, over intercom: University of Pittsburgh, Student Union, Hillman Library, and the Tower of Ignorance!
— submitted by Mags