Shale’s Cafe, 5th Ave, Uptown
The jukebox has just switched from Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” to Aerosmith’s “Sweet Emotion”:

Guy 1: Thank God that shit’s over.
Drunken Crazy Girl at Next Booth: Are you telling me you don’t LOOOOOOVE Eminem?
Guy 2: Yes, compared to “Sweet Emotion,” I am telling you that song sucks.
Drunken Crazy Girl: Well, let me tell you something.
Guy 3: Yes?
Drunken Crazy Girl: Eminem is the NEXT BOB DYLAN!!

— Submitted by Wiz.