The Bar at TGI Fridays, McKnight Road, Ross Township:

Ward Jersey Guy: You know, all we talk about is sports anymore. Why don’t we talk about something like geography or science or something?
Lambert Jersey Guy: Science, eh? Here’s a fact: 75 percent of the world is covered by water. [ Long pause, dramatic chin scratch] The rest is covered by Troy Polamalu!
Steelers Polo Shirt Guy: Woah! The Steelers totally equal x in every equation!

— Submitted by annie