Tue 31 Jan 2006
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Café, Bellefield Towers, Morning, January 31, 2006.
Two women in their 50s are discussing Coretta Scott King’s death:
Security Guard Woman: How old was Ms. King?
Cashier Woman: Seventy-eight; she looked good for her age.
Security Guard Woman: I thought she looked OLD.
— Submitted by Mara Svoboda
Tue 31 Jan 2006
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Shale’s Cafe, 5th Ave, Uptown
The jukebox has just switched from Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” to Aerosmith’s “Sweet Emotion”:
Guy 1: Thank God that shit’s over.
Drunken Crazy Girl at Next Booth: Are you telling me you don’t LOOOOOOVE Eminem?
Guy 2: Yes, compared to “Sweet Emotion,” I am telling you that song sucks.
Drunken Crazy Girl: Well, let me tell you something.
Guy 3: Yes?
Drunken Crazy Girl: Eminem is the NEXT BOB DYLAN!!
— Submitted by Wiz.
Tue 31 Jan 2006
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The Bar at TGI Fridays, McKnight Road, Ross Township:
Ward Jersey Guy: You know, all we talk about is sports anymore. Why don’t we talk about something like geography or science or something?
Lambert Jersey Guy: Science, eh? Here’s a fact: 75 percent of the world is covered by water. [ Long pause, dramatic chin scratch] The rest is covered by Troy Polamalu!
Steelers Polo Shirt Guy: Woah! The Steelers totally equal x in every equation!
— Submitted by annie
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