Fri 20 Jan 2006
Changing Room, Rue 21, Oakland:
Teenage Daughter: This one doesn’t fit; get me another size.
[She drapes a shirt over door stall]
Mother: In this color?
Teenage Daughter: Did I say I wanted another color?
[Mother leaves and returns with another shirt. Daughter tries it on]
Teenage Daughter: This color is ridiculous!
Mother: I like it.
Teenage Daughter: As if I’m not pale enough from the winter, this makes me look worse! Get me another color!
Mother: Which color?
Teenage Daughter: A COLOR THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME LOOK PALE!
[Mother leaves and returns with another color shirt.]
Teenage Daughter: What am I going to wear under this?
Mother: A tank top would look nice.
Teenage Daughter: No. Listen to what I’m saying: WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR UNDER THIS?!
[Mother looks uncertain.]
Teenage Daughter: What is your problem? Are you retarded?!
[She pauses then walks out of the dressing room]
Teenage Daughter: I can’t do this right now.
— Submitted by Tia
January 20th, 2006 at 3:15 am
good citizens buy drinks for people like that mother.
January 20th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
clever ones videotape it, and then use it to teach abstinence to their own spawn… mwahhaha
January 21st, 2006 at 2:54 pm
It’s so sad that:
1. This teenage girl is such a giant bitch.
2. Mom let’s daughter talk to her like that.
January 23rd, 2006 at 7:47 pm
I think it would have been a good call on the mother’s part to leave the mall and abandon little Tiffany there forever.
January 23rd, 2006 at 7:54 pm
You’re not from Pittsburgh, are you?