16B Inbound, 8:30 a.m.:

Female Culinary Institute Student 1: I swear I’ll break her fuckin’ leg if that bitch touches my turkey again.
Female Culinary Institute Student 2: Damn straight! Fuck that cilantro shit!

— Submitted by bwzimmerman

Overheard in Pittsburgh True Fact™: Cilantro is the stem and leaf and coriander is the seed of the same plant. FACT!

Overheard in Pittsburgh Fun Fact™: Cartoon turkeys always look more appetizing than real ones. Real ones should have those little white things at the ends of the legs. FACT!