61B, toward Oakland, around 1 a.m. on New Year’s Day:

Large, Drunk Black Woman 1: WOOO!!!! GO PORT AUTHORITY!
Large, Drunk Black Woman 2: YEA!!! DON’T GO ON STRIKE! WE NEED YOU, BABY!
Bus Driver, over intercom: I’m not going on strike, I’m retiring!

[Several bus stops later, at Forbes and Bouquet]

Bus Driver, over intercom: Dirty O!!!

[At Forbes and Bigelow]

Bus Driver, over intercom: University of Pittsburgh, Student Union, Hillman Library, and the Tower of Ignorance!

— submitted by Mags