Crazy Mocha, Southside:

Flamboyant Man in a Duquesne Sweatshirt, to girl: We could get rings and then wear them in the bars. Then, we’ll start to have a fake fight, and I’ll throw the ring at you when Krista pretends to be your lesbian lover. Then the next day we’ll go back and pretend you’re pregnant.

[The conversation stopped when the two realized a man sitting at a computer was laughing at them.]

— Submitted by Nick