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Sat 24 Dec 2005

You Make the Call: Which Job Should He Take?

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Doctor’s Office, West View:

Elderly Woman: He says he just needs more money
Elderly Man: EH?
Elderly Woman: HE WANTS MORE MONEY.
Elderly Man: Well he’s not getting it.
Elderly Woman: I wonder which job he should take?
Elderly Man: EH?
Elderly Woman: I WONDER WHICH JOB HE SHOULD TAKE.
Elderly Man: I don’t know either
Elderly Woman: We don’t know much about them…
Elderly Man: Yeah, we don’t know much about the ice cream parlor or the mechanic shop.

— Submitted by Kevin Frushour

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Sat 24 Dec 2005

Before the meltdown, he often sat on a turned-around chair to “rap” with teenagers.

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500, 5th & Liberty, Outbound:
Man: EVERYBODY thinks I’m a bum until I start talkin’ `bout JESUS, because JESUS is the REASON for the SEASON, and I’m gonna give His love to ALL Y’ALL.— Submitted by bwzimmerman

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