59U towards Oakland:

Urban White Trash Dude 1: Yeah, it was job or jail for me. What was it for you?
Urban White Trash Dude 2: My dad was like, “job or jail.”
[Laughter]
UWT Dude 2: [to woman they have cornered] Whatchu readin’?
Plump Woman with Glasses and Unkempt Curly Blonde Hair: A book.
UWT Dude 1: Readin’ stuff? Like, school?
Woman: No, no. I don’t go to school. I used to work for ESPN.
UWT Dude 2: You hear that? She used to work for ESPN!
UWT Dude 1: You used to work for ESPN?
UWT Dude 2: ESPN, man!
UWT Dude 1: You used to work for ESPN?
Woman: Yeah.
UWT Dude 2: So you wanna go out with us?
Woman: No, I date women.
UWT Dude 1: You’re like, a lesbian?
Woman: No, I’m, like, bisexual. I date women.
UWT Dude 2: You have a date tonight?
Woman: Yeah, tonight I’m going to see stockings and black bra.
UWT Dude 1: Hot.
[Laughter]
Woman: You should see her. Great ass. I’m gonna go to the bar first and get cigarettes.
UWT Dude 2: Can we, like, come with you?
Woman: Yeah, okay.

— Submitted by Erica B. Dorfman