Mon 28 Nov 2005
71A, North Oakland.
An elaborately made-up woman with ghetto-fab nails is on her “cellephone”:
Woman: If you was a REAL MAN, you’d have some CHAMPAIGNE and GENERAL TSO’S CHICKEN waiting for me when I got home!
— Submitted by Bradley W. Zimmerman
November 29th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
I’m not gonna lie … champagne and General Tso’s would win me over and have me out of my pants.
November 29th, 2005 at 1:23 pm
Screw the champagne, I’d be happy with straight-up General Tso’s.
November 30th, 2005 at 3:51 am
I like my General Tso’s on the rocks.
December 2nd, 2005 at 1:44 am
i’m with anonymous one. a pack of cigs might come in handy too.
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:47 am
You people have renewed my faith in humanity.