Mon 28 Nov 2005
Looks like she’ll have to lower her expectations further.
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
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71A, North Oakland.
An elaborately made-up woman with ghetto-fab nails is on her “cellephone”:
Woman: If you was a REAL MAN, you’d have some CHAMPAIGNE and GENERAL TSO’S CHICKEN waiting for me when I got home!
— Submitted by Bradley W. Zimmerman

I’m not gonna lie … champagne and General Tso’s would win me over and have me out of my pants.
Screw the champagne, I’d be happy with straight-up General Tso’s.
I like my General Tso’s on the rocks.
i’m with anonymous one. a pack of cigs might come in handy too.
You people have renewed my faith in humanity.