Archive for November 21st, 2005

Toys ‘R’ Us, Cranberry Township.
Two kids whisper conspiratorially:

Seven-Year-Old: Guess what? You’re getting an iPod Mini for Christmas!
Eleven-Year-Old: Shut up. How would you know?
Seven-Year-Old: Mom and Dad. I keep an ear out.

— Submitted by Apostles03

Bagel Place, Squirrel Hill.
An Old Man is angrily beckoning his hard-of-hearing wife to the counter:

Old Man, to Counter Guy: JESUS CHRIST, SHE DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN IN HER HEAD!
[...]
[Abruptly Solemn:]
She’s really losing it…

— Submitted by bwkeaton

Marc Broussard Show, Mr. Small’s Theatre, Millvale:

Guy: Hey, they’re selling CDs of tonight’s show to benefit Hurricane Katrina victims.
Girl:
Oh, wow. That’s so cool. Go buy one and I’ll burn a copy off of you.

— Overheard by Etzel