Forbes Avenue, near Pamela’s Diner, Oakland.
Two well-dressed girls are walking down the streets in Oakland dressed up in nice
outfits.

Girl 1: Hey, how’s my hair?
Girl 2: It’s fine.
Girl 1: I don’t have a mullet?
Girl 2: No, it looks good.
Girl 1: [Clearly worried] Are you sure I don’t have a mullet?
Girl 2: No, no, you’ll be OK.

— Submitted by Nikkorizz