Midnight, Outside Centre Plaza Apartments, Shadyside, 36°.
A girl is wearing a one-piece bathing suit with a tank top underneath, high heels, and a scarf. Another wears a white long-sleeve button-up shirt with a belt over it so that it barely covers her. She has high heels on as well, but no pants. Both girls have cups in their hands. They have been pretending they’re modeling:

Security Guard: What are you girls doing?
Drunk Girl: We’re celebrating Halloween!
Security Guard: But that was two weekends ago.
Drunk Girl: We know; we were out of town for Halloween, so we decided we’d try to celebrate it earlier. [pause] I mean later.

— Submitted by Elyse