South Park Post Office:

Postal Worker 1: Well, at least I got rid of the Hannukah stamps yesterday.
Postal Worker 2: Someone asked for Hanukkah stamps?
Postal Worker 1: Nah, this lady wanted birthday stamps. I showed her the Hannukah stamps. I said, “How about these? They have candles on them.” And she bought them.

— Submitted by KGB