Sun 6 Nov 2005
Biology Class, Clapp Hall, Pitt Campus:
Smart-Ass Student: Wait, can we go back to the baby example?
Biology Professor: Sure.
Smart-Ass Student: How are babies made?
Professor: What?
Smart-Ass Student: My dad tried to explain it to me, but he wasn’t much of a biologist.
Professor: [indicating Student’s existence] He obviously was enough of one.
— Submitted by Sophie
November 7th, 2005 at 6:41 pm
and his dad must have missed the class when birth control was the topic. oh wait, perhaps his parents went to one of those abstinence only biology classes? that really works well!
or maybe a take off on an old dangerfield routine. “if you follow a smart ass kid home and knock on the door a smart ass parent will answer.
or could the old “mamma’s baby, pappa’s, MAYBE” rule apply?