Mon 31 Oct 2005
So far, all of my girlfriends have failed that test.
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
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Early Sunday morning, Evaline Halloween party Friendship:
Winnie-the-Pooh: I’ll be right back—
Headstrong Turkish Doorman: OK.
Winnie-the-Pooh: —I’m just going to find a place to pee out there. I was inside but the line was too long. [gestures to the girl trailing him, holding onto him by his Winnie-the-Pooh hood] She’s going to hold this for me.
Headstrong Turkish Doorman: Thanks for all that information. [pause] Well, you know a woman loves you when she helps you out of your bear suit so you can pee in the street.
— Submitted by Zig
if winnie the pooh was peeing in the street what was piglet doing? must have been a heck of a party! i heard that tigger hasn’t made it back to the woods yet!
nevermind, tigger phoned home. he was bouncing around with piglet and purple panda! ANIMALS!
Dude, Tigger and Piglet weren’t even there. Just Pooh, his lady, and Eeyore.
Christopher Robin wasn’t even invited.
well then, just where was that damn tigger? what til i see him!
I’m the girl that held my dear friends pooh costume while he peed in the street. We didn’t invite Chritopher Robin cause he’s lame.