Mon 31 Oct 2005
Early Sunday morning, Evaline Halloween party Friendship:
Winnie-the-Pooh: I’ll be right back—
Headstrong Turkish Doorman: OK.
Winnie-the-Pooh: —I’m just going to find a place to pee out there. I was inside but the line was too long. [gestures to the girl trailing him, holding onto him by his Winnie-the-Pooh hood] She’s going to hold this for me.
Headstrong Turkish Doorman: Thanks for all that information. [pause] Well, you know a woman loves you when she helps you out of your bear suit so you can pee in the street.
— Submitted by Zig
October 31st, 2005 at 3:08 pm
if winnie the pooh was peeing in the street what was piglet doing? must have been a heck of a party! i heard that tigger hasn’t made it back to the woods yet!
October 31st, 2005 at 6:22 pm
nevermind, tigger phoned home. he was bouncing around with piglet and purple panda! ANIMALS!
November 1st, 2005 at 1:00 am
Dude, Tigger and Piglet weren’t even there. Just Pooh, his lady, and Eeyore.
Christopher Robin wasn’t even invited.
November 4th, 2005 at 10:12 am
well then, just where was that damn tigger? what til i see him!
September 19th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
I’m the girl that held my dear friends pooh costume while he peed in the street. We didn’t invite Chritopher Robin cause he’s lame.