Mon 31 Oct 2005
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Starbucks, Forbes and Shady, Squirrel Hill:
Man at Register: What kind of tea you want?
Man on Couch: I don’t know.
Man at Register: Oh, that’s right, you only like cum-flavored tea. [To cashier:] I’ll take a Tall Earl Grey…
— Submitted by G
Mon 31 Oct 2005
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Early Sunday morning, Evaline Halloween party Friendship:
Winnie-the-Pooh: I’ll be right back—
Headstrong Turkish Doorman: OK.
Winnie-the-Pooh: —I’m just going to find a place to pee out there. I was inside but the line was too long. [gestures to the girl trailing him, holding onto him by his Winnie-the-Pooh hood] She’s going to hold this for me.
Headstrong Turkish Doorman: Thanks for all that information. [pause] Well, you know a woman loves you when she helps you out of your bear suit so you can pee in the street.
— Submitted by Zig
Mon 31 Oct 2005
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Crazy Mocha, Oakland:
Meathead with a Buzzcut: It’s totally gay. I don’t mean gay in the good way either, like my friend Chris. I mean “totally stupid.”
— Submitted by MacArdle
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