Archive for October 30th, 2005

Before a Poetry Reading, Frick Fine Arts Auditorium, Pitt Campus:

College Chick 1: I’m going to dress as a policewoman — but a sexy policewoman. Not too sexy, though. You know, with the black boots, but not the tiny little blue skirt.

College Chick 2: So, like, a sensual policewoman?

— Submitted by McArdle

SuperCuts, Liberty Avenue, Downtown:

Man Cutting Hair: My mom got breast implants when I was two and it was all downhill for my family from there.

– Submitted by ‘Chris’