Fri 28 Oct 2005
Office Building Elevator, Downtown:
Woman: So whatddja do on yer week off, Eddie?
Man: Tore aht the fahrplace and the mantle.
Woman: What, er ya gonna put in new?
Man: Nah, jus put up wahlboard and threw the entertainment center in front. Let the next people who own the hahse worry about what’s back there! Never used it. The wife was gettin sick of it, always taken up space.
– Submitted by Very Friendly
October 28th, 2005 at 8:05 am
and no one missed “the wife” for a week or so and then he said she was on vacation and then she was at her mother’s and then he said she just up and left him, but there was this odd smell coming from the entertainment center . it was always blamed on the quality of the shows tho…
October 28th, 2005 at 1:14 pm
You can say what you want about the quality of TV programming, but how else will we keep up with the current Hometown Hottie on Survivor?
October 28th, 2005 at 2:07 pm
you have a point there, but unless the hometown hottie is a guy with dark hair and beautiful brown eyes, i’ll opt for a few blues cd’s and some m&m’s!