Office Building Elevator, Downtown:

Woman: So whatddja do on yer week off, Eddie?
Man: Tore aht the fahrplace and the mantle.
Woman: What, er ya gonna put in new?
Man: Nah, jus put up wahlboard and threw the entertainment center in front. Let the next people who own the hahse worry about what’s back there! Never used it. The wife was gettin sick of it, always taken up space.

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