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Fri 28 Oct 2005

Poor Donkey

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Women’s Restroom, UPMC Habitrail, Oakland:

Co-Worker 1: Did you see that game yesterday? We played a great game.
Co-Worker 2: We sure did, lemme tell ya.
Co-Worker 1: It was beautiful.
Co-Worker 2: People are still pissed off about the last one.
Co-Worker 1: Maddox really blew it.
Co-Worker 2: And the nerve of Cowher, having a press conference to apologize for not putting in Bettis. His taking the blame is taking focus off Maddox. Maddox obviously has pictures of everyone on that team with a donkey.

– Submitted by Zig

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Fri 28 Oct 2005

“That, and you’re one year closer to dying. Happy birthday!”

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71C, Shadyside:

Dyed-Blonde in Expensive Clothes: I’ve been 21 since I was 17, so all my birthday means is I have to learn to use my real ID.

– Submitted by Robin H

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Fri 28 Oct 2005

Better Houms and Gahrtins

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Office Building Elevator, Downtown:

Woman: So whatddja do on yer week off, Eddie?
Man: Tore aht the fahrplace and the mantle.
Woman: What, er ya gonna put in new?
Man: Nah, jus put up wahlboard and threw the entertainment center in front. Let the next people who own the hahse worry about what’s back there! Never used it. The wife was gettin sick of it, always taken up space.

– Submitted by Very Friendly

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