Thu 20 Oct 2005
Alley between Liberty Avenue and Grant Street, Downtown.
Two men in their 60s are watching some old buildings being torn down on their lunch hours:
Old Man 1: What was in those?
Old Man 2: I’m pretty sure there was a strip there. Chez Kimberly?
Old Man 1: Oh yeah. That’s Right. Wait a minute. How do you know that? [laughs knowingly]
Old Man 2: Why do you think I never got married…or retired?
Old Man 1: You mean your retirement fund went to the dancers?
Old Man 2: I called it my 401-G.
Old Man 1: 401-G?
Old Man 2: As in G-string.
Old Man 1: [laughs] This used to be a pretty big red light district, huh?
Old Man 2: Yeah, and now its the Cultural District.
Old Man 1: Well, that’s progress for ya.
– Submitted by Ben