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Mon 3 Oct 2005

And then their eyes met, and they knew nothing could ever be the same.

Posted by Overheard in Pittsburgh under Uncategorized
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Eat ‘n’ Park, Waterfront:

Tired-Looking Guy, to his friends: … Since I graduated, I’ve taken a series of jobs where I’ve had to shut my mind off and zone out just to get through the day —
Waitress, smiling sardonically: You can do that?

— Submitted by The Most Beautiful Sandwich

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Mon 3 Oct 2005

Little did Jeff know how soon it would be a matter not of want, but of need.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Arts & Entertainment, Attraction, Love & Sex, Drinking, Drunks & Bars, Millvale, Yinzers
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Mr. Small’s Theatre, Millvale. Saturday Night:

40-Something Mulleted Yinzer Woman: You know, I don’t think you can find a bigger Def Leppard fan than me.
Clean-Cut 30-Something Man: I’m not really sure I want to.

— Overheard by Etzel

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Mon 3 Oct 2005

Polar Opposites, Equally Annoying

Posted by Chris Griswold under Age, Arguments, Bicyclists, Bloomfield, Fashion, Style & Beauty, Social Divisions
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Crosswalk at Liberty & Main, Bloomfield.
A Dread’ed CollegeHippie™ Bicyclist barrels down the Main Street sidewalk, sideswiping pedestrians. A small SUV signals and enters the crosswalk just as bicyclist turns into the same crosswalk without signaling. The SUV slams on its brakes as the bicyclist swerves and kicks the grill of SUV:

SUV driver: You’re supposed to ride on the street! look where you’re going!
Bicyclist: Fuck you, SUV asshole!

 — Overheard by bwzimmerman

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