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Wed 28 Sep 2005

Revealed: The Secret World of Pop Culture Espionage

Posted by Chris Griswold under Arts & Entertainment, Celebrity, Crazies, Drinking, Drunks & Bars, Dumb Guys, Fashion, Style & Beauty, Hijinx, Oakland
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Outside Dave and Andy’s, Atwood Street, Oakland.
A group of drunken college guys stumble into two girls late Friday night:

Drunk Guy #1: Hey. Hey, you. Tell that girl to give Eddie Van Halen his jacket back.
College Chicks: What girl?
Drunk Guy #1: That girl over there.
[Drunk Guy #1 points at two girls across the street, neither of whom is wearing a jacket. College Chicks laugh it off, and as they are walking around the corner, they hear:]

Drunk Guy #1: HEY, I’M ONLY TELLING YOU ONE TIME: GIVE IT BACK!

— Overheard by Steph

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Wed 28 Sep 2005

Aren’t college freshmen precious?

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Library, Education, Intelligence, Pitt
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Sidewalk outside the Hillman Library, University of Pittsburgh:

Female Student: Chelsea, where are we supposed to go?
Chelsea: I don’t know. It said something about meeting on the ground. I don’t know if that means, like, the Ground Floor, or, like … the ground out here.

— Overheard by whatpenumbras

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