Schenley Quadrangle, Pitt Campus:

Smoking Woman, shouting across the Quad: Debbie, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?
Debbie, yelling back: I HAD TO COME BACK AND PICK UP SOME BIRTH CONTROL!!”

— Overheard by Louise Yeiser

Overheard in Pittsburgh FunFact™: Contrary to popular belief, rinsing out your LadyGear with warm Coca-Cola no longer prevents pregnancy. That was only true of New Coke, which was brought to its knees by the Mighty Catholic Church.

Overheard in Pittsburgh FunFact™: A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, and straight.