Dunkin Donuts, Downtown, 10 a.m.:

Scruffy Guy in a Steelers Shirt: There’s only one left, and someone might take it before I get in line!
[Manager ignores him.]
Scruffy Guy: Hey, buddy, there’s only one left, and someone might take it before I get in line!
Manager: Please stop. I can’t hear the other customers.
Scruffy Guy: OK, right. [To himself] There’s only one left, and someone might take it before I get in line!

— Overheard by Damage Funtrol